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theraperized

Getting advice from a friend when you really need to go see a therapist.
person 1: "My husband told me he was gay when we were having sex."

person 2: "Girl, you need to be theraperized!"
theraperized by Pbedesem January 10, 2008
to perform therapy on someone prenounced (ther-a-pize)
i therapised someone today by puting them into a trance
therapise by Hannah Morris September 26, 2007

TheraPISSED 

When you piss off your therapist, (s)he becomes TheraPISSED.
1. I haven't paid my therapist in three sessions and I don't have today's check... she's gonna be TheraPISSED!
2. One therapist to another: "that (borderline; sociopathic; narcissistic) client got me theraPISSED!"
TheraPISSED by BA** December 18, 2018

therapissed 

A person who only gives advice to another while blacked out drunk.
Cody: What should I do about her?
Jon the drunk: Kill her man. Kill her.
Cody: Your such a great therapissed Jon
Jon the drunk: Cheers to beers!
therapissed by Newoikkin July 26, 2004

Therapissed 

being rly mad at a therapist.
therapist: bob, you dont seem to to be happy with me right now.

bob: ur right. im not happy. im therapissed!
Therapissed by meowmix26 July 31, 2011

therapized 

John stacked blocks because he was therapized. Unfortunately, he didn't learn how to play with blocks.
therapized by BAMR November 18, 2013