theracide 

When your therapist commits suicide based on the therapy session they had with you. As seen in episode 5 of Adults.

Omg i think it's my fault my therapist theracided because we had a really fuvked up session.

theracide by ORGANICBUSSY August 10, 2025

theocracide 

The effort to eliminate the impact of belief in a sky daddy on the rest of us.

Damn! When did atheists get an atomic weapon? That's some harsh theocracide!

theocracide by tnunnster October 9, 2012

self therapize

to give yourself therapy because you are smarter than any other therapist out there.

I don't need to see a psychologist, I self therapize.

self therapize by AJWinTHEhouse August 23, 2017

Theracitos 

Meaing deafness in the opisite ear from your dominant hand. In all cases is caused by loud sex.

ex OMG SALLY! Your activities is sure to cause theracitos.

Theracitos by Dakman / The_Wraith February 14, 2005

therapize 

when your crackhead friends try to give you advice to make you feel better.

- hey Lauren I'm really going though something right now

- do you need me to therapize you

- yes please. that would be great

therapize by sop22667 July 17, 2019

therapize 

When a therapist or clinician does analysis on their friends or family.

Mom, don't therapize me! Keep your EMDR to yourself! I do not have PTSD!

therapize by Rolling Thunder March 10, 2007

therapize 

To perform therapy on someone

I have a brand new client and can't wait to therapize him.

therapize by RosewoodR October 27, 2006