the smarties 

In 2021, a group of friends were playing Royale High, when someone in the server said their brother ate their smarties, a group of a few friends decided to support this stranger, and be there, that lead to a funeral. After that, we each bevame one of the smarties, this created the smartie kingdom. There were Seven smarties. Even though there may be seven smarties, only four kept their roll. Which was Peppa Pig, Luna, Boots, and Hinata. Sometimes, the smartie kingdom says food noon, to keep all of the smarties safe. It doesnt happen as much, but the smartie citizens are safe. If you ever find the smarties twerk and bow to them.

Omg did u see the smarties!!

Yes ofc, i twerked in front of them

Good

the smarties by Rickysnecktatoo December 31, 2023

The smartest kid on the short bus 

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.

Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus

The smartest kid on the short bus by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015

Find the smartest students

Genius slave-trade... That's his plan. And half the country doesn't believe in "Genius" so... It's just Genius slave-trade.

Hym "Ok, so Jordan Peterson's plan to find the smartest students... Is just slavery. Like, you find people from all round the world... And then sell them to a business owner... For a nominal fee (in the form of his bullshit course)... That's slavery. HE DIDN'T EVEN ADD AN EXTRA STEP! I JUST SLAVERY JORDAN! It's just selling geniuses to business owners! Except instead of black people it's geniuses! Genius slave-trade! You see how he doesn't actually give a shit about the supernatural parts right? That has always been the plan for him. That is ALWAYS what he has been defending. The slavery and the incest."

Find the smartest students by Hym Iam March 13, 2025

Right in the smartie 

When you get hit in the head with a ball cap on and whatever hits you connects with the small smartie shaped button on the top causing immense pain in that localized area.

Joe took a 2x4 right in the smartie, then cried like a little bitch.

Shit homey you would cry like that too..

Word .....

Right in the smartie by Vernale February 5, 2018

smartest guy in the room 

The one we all hate, who is never content not being the center of attention. Every story told near this guy gets a response of what he would've done, how you screwed up, or a whitty use of math/science to assert him dominance.

I was talking to Carl about an episode of Breaking Bad and he lectured me about all the science that's wrong with the show, while using words he knows that I don't know, just to show how he is the smartest guy in the room and I am not

smartest guy in the room by operation dogfood March 1, 2015

smartest guy on the football team 

Kind of like being the tallest dwarf

Ram Sweeney is the smartest guy on the football team

smartest guy on the football team by pseudonymyoullseewhaticando May 22, 2019

Smartest tool in the shed 

combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed

Well he's not the smartest tool in the shed

Smartest tool in the shed by WAKESTAR June 2, 2018