Sweeney

When the length and girth of someones penis is larger then the average male penis by a country mile.

A man walks into a steamroom and looks to his friend and exclaims, "dammit man you got a Sweeney hanging there".

by The Creator 724 July 19, 2012

Sweeney

refers to the name of a specific underground Tampa celebrity known for crazy stunts, being intoxicated, and ridiculous behavior.

I saw Sweeney eating at Charlie's Steak House drinking Louis XXI with ballers.

by 813Underground December 21, 2010

Sweeney

A voluminous individual that has self-indulgent tendencies.

As the Sweeney man grabbed his money...

by @TheRealElonMusk July 19, 2019

Sweeney

The many arts of being Sweenyed (Depending on situation)

To be Sweeney'd: To have ones food consumed without their knowledge with them returning to the mass disappointment of their food having been consumed.

To Sweeney another: To consume ones food without their knowledge with them returning to the mass disappointment of their food having been consumed.

Dude you just got Sweeney'd: To witness another finding their food has been consumed and making them aware of what has just previously transpired.

Sweeneying: To be consuming another's food without their knowledge.

by thesweeneyed January 9, 2011

Sweeney

A type of bad breath where you don’t notice it but everyone else does.

Errrm have a mint to sort out your sweeney!!

by Sniffy911 December 6, 2019

Sweeney

Huge shit with corn in it

Wife:Have you been eating corn?
Husband: how do you know?
Wife : 'Cos you left a big fucking sweeney
in the bog you lazy bastard....and you didn't wipe your arse either

by qwertyu3 February 23, 2011

sweeney

A God like specimen of man, built solely to satisfy women.

The Sweeney - a charming classy sofisticated gentleman, who has the ability to take those he meets to paradise.

A friend to every man and or woman, on Gods green earth.

"Call Sweeney, He'll Go Out!"

by svajs September 26, 2006