Poot Poot

The car that makes the poot noises in battlefield bad company 2.

Player 1: yo go grab the poot poot and head to C
player 2: Poot poot!

by mahaugher March 27, 2010

poot poot

it means love. you only say it if you are uwu. it came from <3. because "<3" looks like a fart. poot poot fart

i poot poot you.

by jaeminiscute November 12, 2019

Poot

Word describing a brief flatulatory experience. (Farting)

Excuse me, I just pooted.

by Stéphane Viau February 10, 2005

poot

A fancy Person's Fart

(british accent) Well, I beilive i just gave a poot.

by Ryan January 30, 2004

Poot

Poot is a unrecognized sibling of the world famous Demi Lovato. She came out to the world through Twitter, where she states she was "locked in a basement her whole life," (@OfficialPoot on Twitter). We don't know much about Poot, other than what is stated in her Twitter bio.

"Poot! Clean the dishes before your famous sister gets home!"

by sweglord123456789 December 13, 2015

poot-poot

robvious's pet name, he <3s it when you call him poot-poot.

aww, I love you too poot-poot.

by ZEROKOOL234 April 7, 2004

poot

Word used by Bible-toters to replace the objectionable word of fart. Farts usually follow a day of drinking draft beer and eating soft-boiled eggs, whereas a poot is usually let loose on a church pew after a healthy breakfast of grapefruit and bran muffins. Both can have nosehair curling stench and loud re-verberating echoes, however the poot is usually excused as "God's Little Airhorn".

Gospel singer: "Gosh, I just let a little poot. I'm so embarrased." **blush**

Motorcycle mechanic: "Jesus, I almost shit myself with that air biscuit. Bring me another PBR"

Gospel singer: "That's so disgusting"

Motorcycle mechanic: "Baahh, man up and grow a pair, ya little sissy" **belch**

by SenorMusk September 5, 2007