The act of "plopping" one's dick upon the lover or desired ones head, therefore creating heavy sexual tension and presenting your junk in a romantic manner.
"The bitch said I had to be more romantic so I gave her the plop."
A technique used in popular online video game Rocket League, when someone scores directly from the kickoff. Popularised by pro team Lazer Hawkz early 2021.
Adam: Oh is it in?!?
Brad: Is that in?
Doug: HAWKED ON THE PLOP!
Meaning "to leave," usually used at the end of a conversation. Originates in the idea of "plopping down" on a horse in order to ride back to one's home. "Down" is usually eliminated, although on occasion it is heard.
Joe: ...and then Barb told me that the bricks had been there the whole time.
Jim: Interesting. Well, it's getting pretty late--it's probably time for me to plop on the horse.
Joe: All right, see you later.
Jim: Yup, goodbye.
It is the sensational sensation of a dude who ties a feather to his tongue and licks your dangling balls while you are strapped to the bottom of a table.
Homie: Hey bro wanna play around with our penises?
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.