The Fap

The Fap is a common term used amongst cultured men (Men who aren’t we wee fruits) The Fap was established by a “smick” in 2022, when he created “The Fap Bucket Hat”

The Fap don’t fucking strap, FAP team #1

The Fap by Commander Keep Her Lit April 27, 2022

The Fap Theory 

To go full lengths to meet your sexual needs.

When a person is so horny they could literally f*ck anything. This can release someones Inner Demon. When someone 'BUST A FAT ONE,'(masturbate) they typically don't think about what they masturbated to. But mentally unstable people will do malicious activities to meet their sexual needs. Such as rape, child molestation, viewing child pornography, or f*cking an animal (furries). This theory is seeking out the physiological potential in helping the unstable.

Most malicious activities are due to the fap theory.

The Fap Theory by UnCreative March 17, 2018

The fap-bastard 

"The lonely suburban" to masterbate while pooping or just sitting on the toilet.

Dude I ate some bad food yesterday so I had plenty of time on the toilet for the fap-bastard

The fap-bastard by Johnny coxvile August 20, 2017

Lord of the FAP 

The one who takes fapping to a whole new level. He is a legend, a masterful, master of masturbation. He is the "Lord of the Fap"

One may never witness the FAP of the Lord of the FAP. It is so extraordinary that the eyes would be set afire, the hair would turn to snakes, and the heart would explode as the genitals burst into flames.

Lord of the FAP by LadySewz October 9, 2014

The No Fap Tap 

The no fap tap is when a female touches a male on the shoulder with one finger and then the male looses the ability to fap aka. what little dick they had falls off henceforth stopping any fapping for the rest of the day

Don’t make me use The No Fap Tap

The No Fap Tap by Not cool October 5, 2019

Ur Grandpap likes the male fap

A comeback, just as superior as ur family tree LGBT, but not quite as well known

Jonathan Timson Fitzgerald: your mom gay

Amy Anderson Hugh: your grandpap likes the male fap

Ur Grandpap likes the male fap by 5urvivor May 25, 2018

fap to the future

When you masterbate so fast u reach 88 miles per hour and go back in time

Dude last night fap to the future. I came on my great granddad

fap to the future by Sir. Fappington January 21, 2016