3 definitions by LadySewz
A person who is famous for their extreme passion and performance when it comes to getting themselves off.
Nothing can stand in the way (even real sex with a human) of this person and their favorite activity for which they could take home the blue ribbon, the gold medal.
Nothing can stand in the way (even real sex with a human) of this person and their favorite activity for which they could take home the blue ribbon, the gold medal.
The notoriousFAP, can't help but feel that his wife's pesky affections are really starting to interfere with the relationship between him and his lube.
by LadySewz September 30, 2014
A person in possession of a rare and unique talent.
The ability or talent of "throwing" a fart across the room.
The fart is "thrown" in the sense of smell as well as blame.
The advantage being that this person will not have to take responsibility for the foul odor.
The ability or talent of "throwing" a fart across the room.
The fart is "thrown" in the sense of smell as well as blame.
The advantage being that this person will not have to take responsibility for the foul odor.
I hear that Rob has the worst smelling gas but he is a real Vanfartoquist. It seems that someone else is always taking the blame for his farts.
by LadySewz November 18, 2015
The one who takes fapping to a whole new level. He is a legend, a masterful, master of masturbation. He is the "Lord of the Fap"
One may never witness the FAP of the Lord of the FAP. It is so extraordinary that the eyes would be set afire, the hair would turn to snakes, and the heart would explode as the genitals burst into flames.
by LadySewz October 8, 2014