The Ducks 

(Adj); Describing the same noise a person makes when he/she farts while running, for it sounds similar to duck's quacking.

*people jogging together*

Person 1: *ripping farts while moving*
Person 2: "damn, letting out the ducks."

The Ducks by Helookslikeshaggyfromscoobydoo September 18, 2017

The ducks are sleeping

1 You would say this when you are in a boring conversation

2 when someone mentions someone who's boring

Person 1:.....so then when we got to the park......

Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping

Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping

The ducks are sleeping by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019

The ducks are running 

It's a better way to say triggered. And it is more like it's a triggering situation than you being triggered.

1You pour a bowl of cereal you're out of milk so you go to the store and you get a flat tire and thats when you say the ducks are running.

Person 1: hey dude I really like that girl.
Person 2: oh dude she's coming over here you should ask her out

*Girl asks out person 2*
Person 1 and 2 look at each other and say the ducks are running.

The ducks are running by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019

The Ducks Are Jedi 

Also known as TDAJ is just what it says. The ducks are Jedi, they have a strong inclination to the force. Therefore they are Jedi. Only the chillest of ducks can be Jedi, but if they are Jedi then they are automatically chill as fuck.

Person 1: The Ducks Are Jedi
Person 2: Fuck yeah bro.

The Ducks Are Jedi by Brosiff III May 4, 2011

Feed the ducks 

1) v. A term used to describe male masturbation. It is often noted that masturbating and feeding ducks involve very similar hand motions.

2) v. The act of giving food to ducks.

I'm going to take a break from all this work, I think I'll go feed the ducks to relieve my stress.

Feed the ducks by JoeDirt January 30, 2003

feeding the ducks 

Masturbating, usually to internet pr0n.

Aaron said BRB, then proceeded to feed the ducks.

feeding the ducks by RandomDude July 1, 2003

Feed the Ducks 

Jacking it.

Called feeding the ducks because you use a similar hand motion when you feed ducks.

"Your dad was cleaning the pool with his shirt off, so I had to go home and feed the ducks."

Feed the Ducks by Wesnile In Bulk January 10, 2012