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A duck which lives in the center of the earth that will one day bring about the apocalypse unless mankind either keeps feeding him bread or uses water to cool down the earth's core.
"How can you not know about the duck unless you are some kind of douchebag?"
by supercoolpersondudeman February 01, 2009
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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a lazy person with freckles on his face and looks like a ripe banana, tends to be a lagger and has an excuse for everything and when drunk is known to quack loudly and vigorously when in danger.
Hey your being the duck today whats wrong with your queerbait!
by henducks daddy March 07, 2010
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(Adj); Describing the same noise a person makes when he/she farts while running, for it sounds similar to duck's quacking.
*people jogging together*

Person 1: *ripping farts while moving*
Person 2: "damn, letting out the ducks."
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by Helookslikeshaggyfromscoobydoo September 18, 2017
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While having sex if the women does not cooperate then you drag her into the middle of a creek and throw a rock at her head. Once it hits her you yell duck to warn her it’s about to hit her
β€œHey Marrisa, duck”
The duck includes a rock and sex
by Da duckus December 21, 2020
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Historical spot in Harford County, MD. Founded by Susquehannock Native Americans. Called the duck because the Indians would come here and hunt duck and cook it on the fire; now it's a dope spot.
by Duck man davey March 29, 2016
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Someone is a professional at thorough blow-jobs that leave you satisfied on all fronts, also this person has given just enough of them so they can profile your needs.

This term was invented at Wells College in Aurora, NY by members of the men's basketball team in its early years.
We're having a party later maybe The Duck will come and finish us all off.


That girl says she likes me, fuck that, The Duck should know her role by now!
by TheMahico1989 October 23, 2014
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