The Coot

To crash one's car.

Term originates from 'Crash Bandicoot'.

You crash a car, you become 'The Coot'!

The Coot by The Original Coot May 27, 2009

flicking the coot

The less-intimidating term for female masturbation. It comes from the idea that one must move their finger in a flicking motion inside the cooter in order to do this properly.

When Taylor Lautner took his shirt off in Twilight, the twelve year olds in the audience began flicking the coot.

flicking the coot by notoriousB1G November 26, 2009

coot of the night 

Another term for a prostitute. One that isn't necessarily high class but certainly is cheap but provides a good level of service.

Rachel was so good last night - cheap, cheerful and definitely such a professional coot of the night.

coot of the night by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

The Cooter Monster 

A huge monstrous vagina that is as hairy as Chewbacca nuts and it's stretched out so far and very very saggy. It's devours men and women as it is a bisexual. Plus it is also dripping with ganerea. ALso it has 15 rows of cock chewing, pussy ripping, asshole munching teeth. Finally it is 15 feet tall and 1 ton of pure cooter.

Asian man - Oh no rook, it's the Cooter Monster! It come to devour Hong Kong!

The Cooter Monster by Nico The Italian Stallion & RJ January 28, 2009

two in the cooter one in the tooter 

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.

i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter

two in the cooter one in the tooter by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 October 6, 2016

pepper in the cooter 

When a woman is angry over a particular issue.

Man, what was wrong with that chic in class today?

Looks like she had a little too much pepper in the cooter.

pepper in the cooter by rejectionking June 27, 2007

The Tits and The Cooter 

ADJ. Analogous to the Phrase "the cock and the balls," meaning awesome. Can be used to describe the outcome of an event as especially wonderful. Emphasis is placed on the "and" in the phrase to signify the superiority of the tits and the cooter to just the tits.

Person: That Party was the tits and the cooter

The Tits and The Cooter by RDSII October 5, 2011