coot

1. A dark-gray water dwelling bird resembling a duck.
2. A foolish old man.
3. Seeing how the USC football sucks so consistently, it seems rather offending to good poultry everywhere to call them Gamecocks, so a "coot" is a much more realistic symbol for such an inept football program.

1) Any coots arrested today?

2) He meant jorts, as in jean shorts; you know, the staple of every Coot's wardrobe. -CUhoopster48®

by Pitchfork Ben April 27, 2007

Coot

Something so cute it is beyond cute and goes to a whole other level of cuteness

Kieran: Celene, you are sooo coot!
Celene: Shup!

by kierz2 November 12, 2009

coot

A slang term referring to a middle-aged or old person. Could be insulting depending on intent.

"That old coot."

by Dark Knight March 29, 2004

Coot

(slang)- of great shock value.
Prounounced C(ewe)T, the longer the "ewe" the more shock value. COOOOOOOOOT vs COOT
Synonym of DANG! DAMN! HOLY SMOKES! WOW! CRAP! or even SHOOOOOOOOOOOOT...
originating in: Calvert County, MD and spreading like wildfire. Also spelled Koot.

Me to a friend: "I stood in line at the DMV for 6 hours today."

Friend to me:"COOT, that's a long time."

Use of the long "ewe"

Me to friend: "That girl has had 10 STD's in the last year."

Friend: "COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, That's disgusting."

by EEFIE January 21, 2009

coot

A term for older person.

That coot lost his mind.

by DavidMoore June 16, 2005

Coot

A replacement for the word "cunt" because "cunt" is a bad word

Coot of the day goes to...

by Jkaren614 January 9, 2017

Coot

A word used typically by a dog or animal with broken English to describe another animal or person, however it is usually used to describe the user of the word themselves.

Dog Owner: Who's a cute puppy? Are you a cute puppy?

Dog: I am! I very coot!

by Bediebys October 13, 2020