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The Sweeney 

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a six-two off-suit, named "The Sweeney". This has a propensity for flopping 2 pair and turning a boat. It's broken pocket aces and pocket kings in the same night. It should only be played by those with faith in the Sweeney, or if it comes as any Sweeney walks in the room. Never try to turn it against a Sweeney as it will only end up hurting you.
What kind of idiot would call $20 with a 6-2? I'm golden with my pocket aces.
The Sweeney by bs June 17, 2005

The Sweeney Swing 

When an average looking asshole gets all the ladies for no apparent reason. The swing attracts beautiful and intelligent ladies to men that are way below their usual standards. The carriers of the swing are generally poorly groomed, unkempt and possessing a slight body odor. They tend to be pompous arrogant pricks who, because of the swing, believe they are gods gift to women. Upon closer examination we find that they are in fact none of the above.
Mandi why do you like that asshole? He's not even cute.

I donno Kate, he must have the Sweeney Swing
The Sweeney Swing by clubhousecunts February 17, 2008

The Sweeney Crew 

A Scottish urban gang which involves members involved heavily in underground sex slave trading and drugs. a famous member Mark Sweeney whom is the smack daddy
aw matee fuck this the sweeney crew is commin!
The Sweeney Crew by connor warden January 17, 2010

the sweeney way 

the actions performed by mark sweeney in a sweeny like fashion
matee thats 'the sweeney way'
the sweeney way by scott teele January 16, 2010

The Ole' Sweeney Weenie 

The moderately endowed penis of a Sweeney male. Capable of countless amazing feats...
-You gave her a taste of The Ole' Sweeney Weenie. Made her scream didn't you.
-The Ole' Sweeney Weenie saved four children and a litter of puppies from a burning building, Saturday night.
The Ole' Sweeney Weenie by cgibbs87 February 7, 2006

The Sweeny 

When you be gettin' high as fuck sniffin' paint & ya end up suckin' ya homeboys cock
" hey lets go for a crome sesh.."
"Nah, fuck that! You'll end givin me The Sweeny"
The Sweeny by meltonsecrets July 19, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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