Skip to main content

Definitions by cgibbs87

Blitz Text

The texting of a message to one person by 3 or more people simultaneously en masse. The contents of the text are typically vulgar or shocking, with the intent of eliciting a response. This technique is often used to impose a feeling of guilt on the text recipient.
Gareth just bailed on dinner tonight.

Damn, lets all blitz text him and maybe we can get his ass out of bed!
Blitz Text by cgibbs87 November 14, 2010

The Ole' Sweeney Weenie 

The moderately endowed penis of a Sweeney male. Capable of countless amazing feats...
-You gave her a taste of The Ole' Sweeney Weenie. Made her scream didn't you.
-The Ole' Sweeney Weenie saved four children and a litter of puppies from a burning building, Saturday night.

gooserman 

a completely foolish person; an exceedingly silly goose
The Beah is such a silly gooserman!!
gooserman by cgibbs87 November 5, 2005