A God like specimen of man, built solely to satisfy women.
The Sweeney - a charming classy sofisticated gentleman, who has the ability to take those he meets to paradise.

A friend to every man and or woman, on Gods green earth.

"Call Sweeney, He'll Go Out!"
by svajs September 26, 2006
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a small feeble old man who is always right, most of the time has thick classes and wears pants way to high. Yoda in human form.Also mkaes obseen gestures and jokes that no one gets
by JBRICK October 10, 2007
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Noun: a free trip obtained by music journalists, usually paid for by a record company, artist's management or event promoter.

Verb: the act of obtaining the above.
"I had this great sweeney to Italy, the label paid airfares, hotel and everything."

"I sweeneyed a great trip to Italy."

Used by World Music journalists in the UK for at least a decade. Named after a UK journalist of that surname who is/was remarkably adept at this skill.
by Ian Anderson December 11, 2007
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a highly contagious, infectious STI like chlamydia, found mostly in girls between the ages of 12-25
you had a sweeney cunt yet?
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Shortened from Sweeney Todd which is cockney rhyming slang for Flying Squad.

Also a Television show in the UK about the Flying Squad featuring John Thaw and Denis Waterman as D.I. Jack Regan and D.S. George Carter.
"We're the Sweeney son, and we haven't had any dinner..." Famous quote from Jack Regan in the TV show.
by Robbo February 26, 2005
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When the length and girth of someones penis is larger then the average male penis by a country mile.
A man walks into a steamroom and looks to his friend and exclaims, "dammit man you got a Sweeney hanging there".
by The Creator 724 July 16, 2012
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