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A God like specimen of man, built solely to satisfy women.
The Sweeney - a charming classy sofisticated gentleman, who has the ability to take those he meets to paradise.

A friend to every man and or woman, on Gods green earth.

"Call Sweeney, He'll Go Out!"
by svajs September 26, 2006
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When the length and girth of someones penis is larger then the average male penis by a country mile.
A man walks into a steamroom and looks to his friend and exclaims, "dammit man you got a Sweeney hanging there".
by The Creator 724 July 16, 2012
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refers to the name of a specific underground Tampa celebrity known for crazy stunts, being intoxicated, and ridiculous behavior.
I saw Sweeney eating at Charlie's Steak House drinking Louis XXI with ballers.
by 813Underground December 21, 2010
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The many arts of being Sweenyed (Depending on situation)
To be Sweeney'd: To have ones food consumed without their knowledge with them returning to the mass disappointment of their food having been consumed.

To Sweeney another: To consume ones food without their knowledge with them returning to the mass disappointment of their food having been consumed.

Dude you just got Sweeney'd: To witness another finding their food has been consumed and making them aware of what has just previously transpired.

Sweeneying: To be consuming another's food without their knowledge.
by thesweeneyed January 08, 2011
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Wife:Have you been eating corn?
Husband: how do you know?
Wife : 'Cos you left a big fucking sweeney
in the bog you lazy bastard....and you didn't wipe your arse either
by qwertyu3 December 05, 2008
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