When an average looking asshole gets all the ladies for no apparent reason. The swing attracts beautiful and intelligent ladies to men that are way below their usual standards. The carriers of the swing are generally poorly groomed, unkempt and possessing a slight body odor. They tend to be pompous arrogant pricks who, because of the swing, believe they are gods gift to women. Upon closer examination we find that they are in fact none of the above.
Mandi why do you like that asshole? He's not even cute.

I donno Kate, he must have the Sweeney Swing
by clubhousecunts February 18, 2008
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