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The Janet

When you sleep in the same bed as someone you like, but then you stop liking them the next day, sending mixed signals.
Man I just pulled The Janet on that hot chick from the arcade
by Funbaaggs April 23, 2019
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The Janet Paradox

When Julayne and me disclose to everyone that our Relationship was a lie. I.e. we were never a couple. We were just certifying our acting abilities in Hell.
If someone is getting too much over on Julayne's we introduce them to the Janet Paradox. Pair of Drs. Pair of Docs, Doc Martins. Air Where? Every Where.
by God, ~• The Devil June 13, 2025
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O.G janet the janitor janet

It is a name that describes who you are, for instance, yours could be juice Janet, but it has to start with a j or you will get beheaded by the Janet squad. 💪
My Janet name is O.G Janet the janitor janet
by Dr duff February 2, 2021
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Jillying the Jane

When you eat too many jelly beans and you have a fat shit that comes out multi-coloured and cracks the porcelain of the toilet
by Niggatron2.0 June 7, 2019
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the jane

Sister jane, a deputy of dimick. Uses her old fasion knowledge of math to torture the enslaved
my brain... Aaaaaaaaah!
by mike May 14, 2004
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The Jane Fonda

When a guy sits on his hand with his thumb up his ass while beating off. Then when his hand goes numb he switches and uses the numb hand to bust a nut.

Similar to the "stranger" with a little bit of prostate stimulation.

Requires a tremendous amount of coordination and endurance and is a true accomplishment if completed.
Did you see Lon the other night doin The Jane Fonda?

Ya what an accomplishment he's the man.
by Dustin321 February 12, 2009
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The Jane Goodall Award

Jane Goodall has been honored by the scientific community for her work with chimps.

This award is for the stalwart few who attempt to speak with and teach the uneducated chimps found throughout the internet.
Person A: Vaccines cause autism!
Person B: Actually they don't (cites a source)
Person A: That's your opinion (slanderous name)
Person C: I nominate Person B for the Jane Goodall award
Person A: Lolz Wat?
Person C: Nothing you need to worry about silly monkey.
by Legacy II January 8, 2016
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