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The Black Man's Kryptonite 

A Cool Hot White Women That Is Either PAWG in her 20s or A Hot Cougar with all the Package.

A Very Attractive White Women or Hispanic Women. Black Men Love Them
Person 1: Hey Bro Did you see that hot White Girl.
Person 2: Yes She Has Us Thirsting Bad Bro We Need To Hit That.
Person 1: Definitely And She Got It All Going On And is The Black Man's Kryptonite

The black pill 

When you take the black pill, you realize that nothing is going to get better. All you can do is lie down and rot in solitude.
The black pill by RIP777 March 26, 2019

The Black Panther 

The Black Panther is the time ole tradition of dawning a black leather glove then aggressively fisting your eagerly awaiting lovers vagina and/or anus
Cassie wants the Black Panther tonight since the glove adds a little more girth and friction to the action

The Black Irish 

The Myth: People with Big Blue Eyes & Dark Hair. Irish & Roman Catholic decent. Pretty much the most stunning combination wether it be on a Lady or a Gent. The Unicorns of the Human World.
You gorgeous thing, you have the gene, you have The black Irish in you.
The Black Irish by Ol Blue Eyes October 26, 2014

The black phone 

The black phone is a movie about a grabber that takes boys and locks them in his basement. A boy who lives with his abusive dad and little sister. The main boy loses a friend to the grabber. Not going to go into a lot of detail since it’s a great movie you should watch yourself. It’s a movie that has semi scary parts. 100000% would recommend since the actors and producers did an amazing job on this movie. Plus the actors are really cute. A great movie for alittle scare and possibly a cry with your friends or by yourself.
“Have you seen the black phone yet?” Chloe asks “The black phone? Never heard of it” said Taylor “you should 100% watch it” elodie replied.
The black phone by M&Mgirltbp August 26, 2022

the black parade 

Where I want to go when I die.
"where do you want to go when you die?"
"the black parade, bitch!"
the black parade by jesushatesme August 3, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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