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The dried-up, semi-solid drips of condiments left on tables and other surfaces.
Ewwww lets find another table, this one has ketchup tharge all over it.
tharge by Buttpucker December 23, 2021
Words you can keep
Someone who is loud, obnoxious and confrontational; especially a woman.

Irish slang. Especially in Dublin.
-Have you asked Fiona to stop stealing your lunch?
-Not yet. I'm a little afraid of her. She's an awful targer.
Targer by MasterJackeen January 25, 2014

dick target 

is a moustache-goatee combination, the two having to be linked together in order to give the appearance of the mouth being the bullseye, the actual target for the dick.
I saw the Rockies beat the Padres last night, and man I haven't seen such a vast array of dick targets since my last visit to the Castro district.
dick target by gnard the gnome October 17, 2007

Tsargeedle 

1. Another Term for one's Appendix; human anatomy term.

2. A word that substitutes cuss words and acts as an adjective.

3. A term for a slab of unpleasant meat like that formerly sold at dollar tree
4. Anything its perceived to be(meat, appendix, adjectives, scent, etc.)
1. Napoli: "Imma get my Tsargeedle removed"

Warfroi: "aight but who the fuck asked?"

2. Ron: "it smells like Tsargeedle in here"
Fetucci: "nigga the fuck?"

3. Garlini:"I can't afford no damn new york steak, let me buy some tsargeedle"

Warfoi: "buy some for me!"

4. Dick: "My Tsargeedle(penis) has an infection"

Napoli: "You need some yeast cream"

Thaggernaffle 

A person who takes multiple penises covered in trufflebutter at once.
Should we invite homie to the party?

Nah, he turned into a total thaggernaffle at the last middle school dance.
When you shop at Target wearing 69 layers of high-end clothing, and think it's cool.
Britney: hey do you like my Gucci outfit? I'm going to Target today.
Lisa: I'm guessing you're going to targé too.

target effect

The result of going into a store, intending to buy a few things, and leaving with much more. Frequently happens while shopping at Target.
Person 1 before shopping: Ok, we're just going for a few grocery items
Person 1 afterwards: I don't know where to store my new kitchen set, plastic bins, or towel rack. Why do I have so much food?
Person 2: That is what we call the target effect
target effect by squeee May 12, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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