tharge

The dried-up, semi-solid drips of condiments left on tables and other surfaces.

Ewwww lets find another table, this one has ketchup tharge all over it.

by Buttpucker December 23, 2021

Targer

Someone who is loud, obnoxious and confrontational; especially a woman.

Irish slang. Especially in Dublin.

-Have you asked Fiona to stop stealing your lunch?
-Not yet. I'm a little afraid of her. She's an awful targer.

by MasterJackeen January 25, 2014

dick target

is a moustache-goatee combination, the two having to be linked together in order to give the appearance of the mouth being the bullseye, the actual target for the dick.

I saw the Rockies beat the Padres last night, and man I haven't seen such a vast array of dick targets since my last visit to the Castro district.

by gnard the gnome October 17, 2007

Tsargeedle

1. Another Term for one's Appendix; human anatomy term.

2. A word that substitutes cuss words and acts as an adjective.

3. A term for a slab of unpleasant meat like that formerly sold at dollar tree
4. Anything its perceived to be(meat, appendix, adjectives, scent, etc.)

1. Napoli: "Imma get my Tsargeedle removed"

Warfroi: "aight but who the fuck asked?"

2. Ron: "it smells like Tsargeedle in here"
Fetucci: "nigga the fuck?"

3. Garlini:"I can't afford no damn new york steak, let me buy some tsargeedle"

Warfoi: "buy some for me!"

4. Dick: "My Tsargeedle(penis) has an infection"

Napoli: "You need some yeast cream"

by Garlini Dehavi-Futoor January 3, 2021

Thaggernaffle

A person who takes multiple penises covered in trufflebutter at once.

Should we invite homie to the party?

Nah, he turned into a total thaggernaffle at the last middle school dance.

by KingOfChaos & OpenDoorPooper October 9, 2021

Targé

When you shop at Target wearing 69 layers of high-end clothing, and think it's cool.

Britney: hey do you like my Gucci outfit? I'm going to Target today.
Lisa: I'm guessing you're going to targé too.

by MyMilkshakeBringsAllTheBoysToT March 24, 2019

target effect

The result of going into a store, intending to buy a few things, and leaving with much more. Frequently happens while shopping at Target.

Person 1 before shopping: Ok, we're just going for a few grocery items
Person 1 afterwards: I don't know where to store my new kitchen set, plastic bins, or towel rack. Why do I have so much food?
Person 2: That is what we call the target effect

by squeee May 12, 2014