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text massage 

When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.
"What was that face, dude"
"I just got the nicest text massage from my Blackberry"
text massage by VPforVP September 23, 2012
Word of the Day on August 12, 2018

text massage 

When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.
Job interviever: what do you think you can offer to the company?
Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage".
text massage by Ryan J G February 26, 2006
Word of the Day on March 9, 2006

textmessageitis 

The inflammation of test message usage, or an excessive amount of test messages in a short period of time
Angie and Callin have a severe case of textmessageitis
textmessageitis by Callin M November 18, 2006

Text Massage 

When someone texts a friend multiple times, creating a constant vibration on the receiver's cell phone so they can massage various parts of their body.
Friend 1 - Hey man, i have a really bad stomach ache, mind giving me a text massage?

Friend 2

-k
-k
-k
-k
-k...etc
Text Massage by Dyl-pod March 2, 2010

Text Massage 

What happens when you have your phone on vibrate and is in your pocket and you get a text, vibrating on your genitals and giving a very good massage.
Angela was sitting down, and randomly got a text massage from her dad.
Text Massage by destructotruck March 17, 2010

textmessageless 

Someone who has no credit to send texts.
Jacob: whens yor bday again i forgot ?
Cheecho: august 28 kiddo
Jacob: oh thats a while away
Cheecho textmessageless till then
textmessageless by Jicib January 10, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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