textmassage

Noun: A person places a cell phone between their legs, sets it to vibrate, and hopes he/she is not texted by his/her mother.

That textmassage was so thrilling I almost ruined my iPhone.

by TrickFace Killah January 2, 2009

text massage

When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.

"What was that face, dude"
"I just got the nicest text massage from my Blackberry"

by VPforVP September 23, 2012

text massage

When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.

Job interviever: what do you think you can offer to the company?
Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage".

by Ryan J G February 26, 2006

textmessageitis

The inflammation of test message usage, or an excessive amount of test messages in a short period of time

Angie and Callin have a severe case of textmessageitis

by Callin M November 18, 2006

Text Massage

When someone texts a friend multiple times, creating a constant vibration on the receiver's cell phone so they can massage various parts of their body.

Friend 1 - Hey man, i have a really bad stomach ache, mind giving me a text massage?

Friend 2

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by Dyl-pod March 2, 2010

Text Massage

What happens when you have your phone on vibrate and is in your pocket and you get a text, vibrating on your genitals and giving a very good massage.

Angela was sitting down, and randomly got a text massage from her dad.

by destructotruck March 17, 2010

textmessageless

Someone who has no credit to send texts.

Jacob: whens yor bday again i forgot ?
Cheecho: august 28 kiddo
Jacob: oh thats a while away
Cheecho textmessageless till then

by Jicib January 10, 2009