textmassage
Noun: A person places a cell phone between their legs, sets it to vibrate, and hopes he/she is not texted by his/her mother.
textmassage by TrickFace Killah January 2, 2009
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text massage
When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.
text massage by VPforVP September 23, 2012
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text massage
When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.
Job interviever: what do you think you can offer to the company?
Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage".
Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage".
text massage by Ryan J G February 26, 2006
textmessageitis
The inflammation of test message usage, or an excessive amount of test messages in a short period of time
textmessageitis by Callin M November 18, 2006
Text Massage
When someone texts a friend multiple times, creating a constant vibration on the receiver's cell phone so they can massage various parts of their body.
Friend 1 - Hey man, i have a really bad stomach ache, mind giving me a text massage?
Friend 2
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Text Massage by Dyl-pod March 2, 2010
Text Massage
What happens when you have your phone on vibrate and is in your pocket and you get a text, vibrating on your genitals and giving a very good massage.
Text Massage by destructotruck March 17, 2010