textjected
"She told me she has to babysit her little brother."
"No homie, she just textjected you."
"Aw shit."
"No homie, she just textjected you."
"Aw shit."
textjected by Brent L September 5, 2007
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textjected
When you dont get a reply to your texts for over 1 hour yet other people text you and get up your hopes, you then read the text and find out its not from the person you want it to be.
textjected by cheribald December 17, 2009
Related Words
textjected • Textnected • Textracted • Textecuted • textglected • textject • Text-jester • Text-Pecked
textglected
Feeling as though you are not receiving a proportionate number of texts in response to the number of texts which you send; intentionally not responding to a text or individual because they are just annoying or tend to over-text.
"I sent out over 70 texts to Kevin and he's only responded to two of them. I am feeling totally textglected.
textglected by orientxp February 19, 2011
Textracted
Past Tense The act of texting that causes to turn away from the original focus of attention or interest.
I got off the elevator on the wrong floor because I was textracted.
Officer: Do you realize how fast you were driving?
He/She: I am very sorry, Officer. I was textracted!
Officer: Do you realize how fast you were driving?
He/She: I am very sorry, Officer. I was textracted!
Textracted by Paradiselost February 26, 2009
textject
A portmanteau of "text" and "reject." To fail to respond to a text message (particularly one that merits acknowledgment), either deliberately or accidentally.
textject by youarebananas February 27, 2011
textracted
(adj.): When a person either (1) takes a ridiculously long time to respond to a text message due to other distractions or (2) ignores his or her surroundings because he/she is too focused on texting. These seemingly conflicting meanings can never occur simultaneously.
Ex 1)
You: Hey!
Sheila: Hey, dude.
You: I love you!
...
You: Hello?
...
(5 hours later) Sheila: Oops! Sorry! I love you, too...I was just textracted.
Ex 2)
You: (watching TV) Awesome! Steve, you have to see this.
...
(Steve, sitting right next to you, doesn't respond; he's too busy texting)
...
You: Steve?
You: Steve!
You: STEEEEEEVVVVEEE!!!
Steve: Oh, what? Sorry, I was just textracted.
You: Hey!
Sheila: Hey, dude.
You: I love you!
...
You: Hello?
...
(5 hours later) Sheila: Oops! Sorry! I love you, too...I was just textracted.
Ex 2)
You: (watching TV) Awesome! Steve, you have to see this.
...
(Steve, sitting right next to you, doesn't respond; he's too busy texting)
...
You: Steve?
You: Steve!
You: STEEEEEEVVVVEEE!!!
Steve: Oh, what? Sorry, I was just textracted.
textracted by ll Jet ll March 12, 2011
Textecuted
When a teenager's parents take away their phone or cut off texting as a cruel, cruel, cruel punishment.
Teenager 1: "Why didn't you text me yesterday?"
Teenager 2: "Sorry, my parents textecuted me."
Teenager 1: "...HA!"
Teenager 2: "Sorry, my parents textecuted me."
Teenager 1: "...HA!"
Textecuted by Lazyfordays September 9, 2011
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