Text-jester 

A reliable clown whose purpose is to provide routine amusement, distraction and entertainment via text.

A text-jester provides texts that may seem generally off the wall and may come out of nowhere - leading to an onslaught of texts back and forth between two or more parties as to who can out-jest the other.

Primary references include hillarious and random movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes and references strictly for your pleasure.

Derek had me cracking up last night! Out of nowhere I received a text last night that said 'I suck dick for money.'
It took me a second, but I responded with 'Two thousand dollars, you're that good.'
And he came back with, 'Best piece of ass in three states.'
He is one hell of a text jester!

OR:

I was sooo bored at work yesterday afternoon when I got a text from Text-Jester Taylor that said 'My bottom bitch got a little smart today. She probably won't be much for workin for a few days..'
I responded with 'Shiiit. That what the bitch gets! Learn her smart ass. She's the bottom bitch for a reason! Flip the mattress and turn her tricky ass out!'

Text-jester by Fdurdad January 12, 2010

Textpester 

Verb
1. To send persistent or sequential text messages to someone without waiting for a reply

2. To text conversations better suited to a verbal discussion

Textpesterer noun
Textpesteringing verb
Textpestered adj
Textpesteringly adv

My mom is textpestering me about my plans for the weekend.

Textpester by Garritty February 9, 2019