textject
A portmanteau of "text" and "reject." To fail to respond to a text message (particularly one that merits acknowledgment), either deliberately or accidentally.
textject by youarebananas February 27, 2011
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Textpectation
Textpectation by Harvey W July 21, 2006
Word of the Day on July 23, 2008
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textjected • textject • Textpectation • textfection • textfectionate • Textjeck • Textnected • textpectant • Textsectomy • Text-jester
textfectionate
textfectionate by AQT724 January 5, 2011
Textpectations
When a prospective member of the opposite sex texts you in regards to dating and you have high hopes for the incoming text.
Dude! Taylor texted you about going to the bar tonight. Ahhh, I don't know man I really like her. What did she say? I have high textpectations for her?
Textpectations by Officer nipples 42 October 31, 2017
Textsectomy
Textsectomy by The word creator's colleague August 10, 2009
Textjeck
Textjecking is where a group of girls from your school text each other the night before the next day and choose what thhey are all going to wear the next day so they all have basically the same outfit. But while they do this they put their phone on vibrate then shove it up their vagtastic voyage and wait for their friend to text back. Then they take it out text back then put it back in. Then REPEAT.
Girl 1: Hey what do you think we sould wear tomorrow?
(shoves it up her vag)
girl 2:(takes it out of her vag)I was thinking leggings with a pink thong and holister shirt. (put its it back in her vag)
girl 1: (takes it out of her vag again) that sounds sexy. i think that wud be cool. omg im soooooo textjecking right now lol. (once again shoves it up her vag)
Girl 2: (takes it out of her vag)ohkay then thats wat we're gonna wear then.
omg so am i just cummed lol. (puts it back in for more)
(shoves it up her vag)
girl 2:(takes it out of her vag)I was thinking leggings with a pink thong and holister shirt. (put its it back in her vag)
girl 1: (takes it out of her vag again) that sounds sexy. i think that wud be cool. omg im soooooo textjecking right now lol. (once again shoves it up her vag)
Girl 2: (takes it out of her vag)ohkay then thats wat we're gonna wear then.
omg so am i just cummed lol. (puts it back in for more)
Textjeck by Russell Harmon February 14, 2009
Textpectations
Meaning #1: The term textpectations is what you expect of somebody while texting them.
For example you Have high textpectations when texting your boyfriend/girlfriend or crush.
Meaning #2: That moment of anticipation you get while waiting for someone to text you back.
For example you Have high textpectations when texting your boyfriend/girlfriend or crush.
Meaning #2: That moment of anticipation you get while waiting for someone to text you back.
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Textpectations by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017
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