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Feeling as though you are not receiving a proportionate number of texts in response to the number of texts which you send; intentionally not responding to a text or individual because they are just annoying or tend to over-text.

"I sent out over 70 texts to Kevin and he's only responded to two of them. I am feeling totally textglected.

textglected by orientxp February 19, 2011

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textjected

to reject via text message

"She told me she has to babysit her little brother."
"No homie, she just textjected you."
"Aw shit."

textjected by Brent L September 5, 2007

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Textnected

Staying in contact with others via text message.

"What's the plan for Friday's happy hour? Let's firm up the plans and stay textnected so we all meet at the same time and place."

Textnected by pkrez March 22, 2010

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textjected

When you dont get a reply to your texts for over 1 hour yet other people text you and get up your hopes, you then read the text and find out its not from the person you want it to be.

*bleeep*
'ooh yes finally a reply'
*reads the text*
' oh its you... textjected'

textjected by cheribald December 17, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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