An ironic word portraying the lack of inflection in a text. This usually results in tragic, humorous, and often very confusing miscommunication.
Female: I can teach you something
Male: What you gonna teach me?
Female: To do the dishes.
Male:(thinking it was a romantic advance and got false hope) Damn... Another innocent victim of textflection.
Tom: "John has been textingJulia so much lately that his wireless bill was $600 last month, and the doctor says he's developing Carpel Tunnel Syndrome... and he's starting to look cross-eyed."
Matt: "Holy smokes, yo. I think he needs a textervention."
Tom: "Yah. We'll probably have to do it via group text though."