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textflection 

An ironic word portraying the lack of inflection in a text. This usually results in tragic, humorous, and often very confusing miscommunication.
Female: I can teach you something
Male: What you gonna teach me?
Female: To do the dishes.
Male:(thinking it was a romantic advance and got false hope) Damn... Another innocent victim of textflection.
textflection by TheBossGhost May 14, 2013

textfectionate 

Expressing fondness or tenderness through text message

:)(:
:X
<3

;)
Jimmy is being so textfectionate today
textfectionate by AQT724 January 5, 2011

texterection 

When a person hears that they got a text message but can't look at it for a while and all they can think about is looking at it.
I'm in this freaking meeting and i can't look at the text i just got. I got the worse texterection.
texterection by atomandeve March 15, 2011

texttention span 

The attention span you have for a texting conversation.
Sorry I didn't reply, I've got such a short texttention span.
texttention span by LBeverly June 29, 2011

Textflation 

The result of a person who texts the same conversations to multiple people simultaneously yet individually, which cheapens the quality of the message, and ultimately the character of the individual.
"OMG we all just got the same message like one after another, thats creeper status"

"Thats total Textflation"

"DAFAQ is that"

"Like those texts are as worthless as he is"
Textflation by ThewhapticK September 5, 2012

Texttention 

The sporadic attention required for a text conversation.
After a long text conversation. "Thanks for all the texttention!"
Texttention by Justingus September 20, 2015