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textflection 

An ironic word portraying the lack of inflection in a text. This usually results in tragic, humorous, and often very confusing miscommunication.
Female: I can teach you something
Male: What you gonna teach me?
Female: To do the dishes.
Male:(thinking it was a romantic advance and got false hope) Damn... Another innocent victim of textflection.
textflection by TheBossGhost May 14, 2013

textfectionate 

Expressing fondness or tenderness through text message

:)(:
:X
<3

;)
Jimmy is being so textfectionate today
textfectionate by AQT724 January 5, 2011

texterection 

When a person hears that they got a text message but can't look at it for a while and all they can think about is looking at it.
I'm in this freaking meeting and i can't look at the text i just got. I got the worse texterection.
texterection by atomandeve March 15, 2011

texttention span 

The attention span you have for a texting conversation.
Sorry I didn't reply, I've got such a short texttention span.
texttention span by LBeverly June 29, 2011

Textflation 

The result of a person who texts the same conversations to multiple people simultaneously yet individually, which cheapens the quality of the message, and ultimately the character of the individual.
"OMG we all just got the same message like one after another, thats creeper status"

"Thats total Textflation"

"DAFAQ is that"

"Like those texts are as worthless as he is"
Textflation by ThewhapticK September 5, 2012

Texttention 

The sporadic attention required for a text conversation.
After a long text conversation. "Thanks for all the texttention!"
Texttention by Justingus September 20, 2015
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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