DEXTERection 

The act of getting extremely excited, to the point of figuratively or even physically attaining an erection, while watching the show DEXTER. This is caused by the crazy plot twists and pure awesomeness that is DEXTER.

Person 1: "Have you seen the new episode of DEXTER yet?"
Person 2: "Yes! When he killed that dude at the end total DEXTERection."
Person 1: "I've had a DEXTERection since this season began!"

DEXTERection by ctown2ffld47 November 24, 2011

deerection 

an erection that occurs after a hunter sees a turdy-point buck on his deer-cam and posts it all over facebook.

"check out this buck on my deer-cam, i got such a deerection when I saw it"

deerection by bigsexy242424 November 13, 2011

texterection 

When a person hears that they got a text message but can't look at it for a while and all they can think about is looking at it.

I'm in this freaking meeting and i can't look at the text i just got. I got the worse texterection.

texterection by atomandeve March 15, 2011

Deserection 

a deserection is when you get an erection when a girl named "desiree" looks at you

"today desiree looked at me, and i got a deserection"

Deserection by badgal123 June 9, 2017

dexterbation 

masturbation with the right hand cf sinisterbation, m with the left hand.
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation

I tried dexterbation for a change last evening, but I expect I'll revert.

dexterbation by Philologue August 14, 2011

Deserection 

the act of which a positive charge of electricity is conducted by ones penis and the negative through the scrotum and is used to aid in CPR acting as a makeshift defibrillator.

quick the defibrillator is out get the charge into your genitals and give this man a deserection.

Deserection by Joshuequin September 8, 2025