textahol

What textaholics get drunk on. Textahol is what they are addicted to.

He had a fifth of textahol last night. 200 texts.

by Rickster999 March 9, 2012

textaholic

One who obsessively texts and always love getting texted back.

"Christian is such a textaholic! He wouldn't put down his phone!"

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

textaholic

One who text on a daily bases, usally sending more then the normal person.

Sean is a textaholic, he has not put down his phone tonight.

by SeanDavid February 3, 2007

Texthole

Someone who repeatedly gets in your way while texting on the phone.

Sorry im late i got stuck behind a Texthole at the store.

by russelllll January 9, 2009

Textaholic

Someone Who Is Addicted To Texting And IMing

Cassidy;I was Textingg Lexie, Stephe, Shaun, Kyle, Andrew, And Christian...
Kaylee; Yerr Such a Textaholic

by y0urgirlsar33na March 31, 2009

Textaholic

Someone who is almost always on their phone. They are addicted and can't resist the urge to check their phone right away when the text alert goes off. Textaholics don't care about how rude they look while texting the whole time on a date/dinner/family gathering/hangout/middle of a conversation.

Jon: You look really nice today.
Stacy: Thank you! So how was your Biology class? *looking at phone/texting*
Jon: It was good. We actually had a quiz and um -feels awkward because he knows hes not being payed any attention- i uhh aced it.
Stacy: mhmm mhmm thats cool *texting*
-puts phone away-
Jon: how was your English class?
-phone rings-
Stacy: hold that thought. *texts* um what did you say?
Jon: Okay you're a textaholic and you need help.
*continues texting*

by pineapple87 September 2, 2010

texthole

Someone whose texting behavior is rude or just entertainingly stupid.

Some guy was madly fiddling with his cellphone while the cashier was trying to ask him a question. I couldn't help saying, "Hey textole, if you don't put down the iPhone I'm gonna shove it up your textum.

Mary was texting someone in the middle of our Thanksgiving dinner. What a royal texthole!

I saw this texthole bump into a street lamp the other day.

by Sausalito Kid June 2, 2011