6 definitions by Sausalito Kid
Some guy was madly fiddling with his cellphone while the cashier was trying to ask him a question. I couldn't help saying, "Hey textole, if you don't put down the iPhone I'm gonna shove it up your textum.
Mary was texting someone in the middle of our Thanksgiving dinner. What a royal texthole!
I saw this texthole bump into a street lamp the other day.
Mary was texting someone in the middle of our Thanksgiving dinner. What a royal texthole!
I saw this texthole bump into a street lamp the other day.
by Sausalito Kid May 8, 2011
To make a prediction or extend a line of thought toward a conclusion based on uncertain or insufficient information.
Since there are so many planets like earth in the universe, there must be other intelligent life, but I'm just guesstrapolating.
I can only guesstrapolate that given her history of blunders and her ignorance of history, the Constitution, and geography, Sarah Palin could never be elected president.
They say serial killers have a history of animal abuse, fire starting, and bed wetting, but that's really only guesstrapolating
Isn't everything just guesstrapolation?
I can only guesstrapolate that given her history of blunders and her ignorance of history, the Constitution, and geography, Sarah Palin could never be elected president.
They say serial killers have a history of animal abuse, fire starting, and bed wetting, but that's really only guesstrapolating
Isn't everything just guesstrapolation?
by Sausalito Kid October 17, 2010
When someone, or a group, acts as though they are doing something amazing, or phenomenal, or "really meaningful" or important, when to everyone else they are just humiliating themselves.
Based on the characters in the movie, "Waiting for Guffman," or any of Christopher Guest's ensemble films.
Based on the characters in the movie, "Waiting for Guffman," or any of Christopher Guest's ensemble films.
My biggest Guffman Moment was in high school when I auditioned to be one of the male cheerleaders, while wearing a self-designed costume with puffy sleeves and gold lame' short shorts. At my 20th reunion, they were still teasing me about it.
At some point George Bush is going to realize that his whole life was a Guffman Moment.
At some point George Bush is going to realize that his whole life was a Guffman Moment.
by Sausalito Kid November 25, 2010
Any strong belief based on a fallacy. This, of course, is relative to the beliefs of the person making the judgment, that someone else has a confiction.
John still has a confiction that there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
I marvel at Mary's confiction that the earth is 6000 years old.
Senator X has a dangerous confiction that all homosexuals are pedophiles.
I marvel at Mary's confiction that the earth is 6000 years old.
Senator X has a dangerous confiction that all homosexuals are pedophiles.
by Sausalito Kid September 21, 2010
Simply posting too much on FaceBook, to the point where the poster is wasting time, or the readers are getting tired of it.
I've been posting new things for two hours now; I must have FaceBookarrhea.
Fifty percent of my Top News is from Devon. That guy's got FaceBookarrhea again.
Fifty percent of my Top News is from Devon. That guy's got FaceBookarrhea again.
by Sausalito Kid November 30, 2010
The benefits in "friends with benefits."
by Sausalito Kid March 5, 2011