Texthole

Someone who repeatedly gets in your way while texting on the phone.

Sorry im late i got stuck behind a Texthole at the store.

by russelllll January 9, 2009

texthole

Someone whose texting behavior is rude or just entertainingly stupid.

Some guy was madly fiddling with his cellphone while the cashier was trying to ask him a question. I couldn't help saying, "Hey textole, if you don't put down the iPhone I'm gonna shove it up your textum.

Mary was texting someone in the middle of our Thanksgiving dinner. What a royal texthole!

I saw this texthole bump into a street lamp the other day.

by Sausalito Kid June 2, 2011

texthole

One who writes redundant, illogical, or pointless comments in an internet chatroom, blog, e-mail, magazine, book or any other form of text.

The texthole acted like he or she thought that what they were writing was valuable although their words were pointless in reality, thus taking up the readers time and or webchat space.

by goffish July 20, 2008

text-hole

Someone who texts on their cellphone in really inappropriate places, like movie theatres, concerts, plays, or during sex.

1. The movie was great, except right during the best scene, this text-hole in front of me lit up his phone and started texting away.

2. We were humping away, and she started texting her friend. She was a certified text-hole.

by shootandrun August 17, 2007

Text-hole

When you text someone and they consistently don't text you back for several days, if ever.

* Like the original text fell into a hole
* They don't have the common courtesy to text you back in a timely manner (a-hole).

Dude, don't be a text-hole, text me back.

by elpac July 20, 2020

text-hole

Anyone who behaves like an asshole by texting at inappropriate times.

If you text while in a movie - you're a text-hole. If you text while you're at a wedding or a funeral - you're a text-hole. If you text while driving - you're a dangerous text-hole. If you are driving a car with four of your friends as passengers and you are all texting other people then tomorrow's newspaper headline should read "Five Text-Holes Killed in Tragic Car Crash". The tragedy in this case being the damage to car.

by Johnny Heretic September 27, 2013

textolepsy

Textolepsy (n) It's like narcolepsy, except the patient doesn't fall asleep, they lapse into a text conversation on their phone, suddenly losing all awareness of their surroundings. Typified by slumping shoulders, twiddling of thumbs, and a smartphone several inches from the patient's face. May occur in the middle of a conversation, during a meal, in class or, in severe cases, on stage during a community theater performance. Beware that patients suffering from this disorder are rarely aware that they are drifting away or how long they have been in "the texting place". Most patients believe that they were being totally nonchalant and that their frequent texting has gone completely unnoticed when in fact it's totally obvious to everybody.

Mary: Can you believe that the bride's maid was texting during the ceremony?

Jane: I know. How did she not know that everyone could see her? I felt so embarassed for her.

Mary: Maybe she was having one of those textoleptic episodes or something.

Jane: Whatever. Fucking textoleptic idiots.

Mary: Jane, I don't like it when you talk that way. Textolepsy is a serious disease.

Jane: I know that, Mary. I've never told you before, but my mother suffered from textolepsy. *sobs*

Mary: Uh-huh.

Jane: I've never told that to anyone...

Mary: Yeah.

Jane: ...but I trust you and you always listen so well and...

Mary: Uh-huh.

Jane: ...Mary?

Mary: Yeah.

Jane: Were you texting just now?

Mary: Oh, I was just replying to my friend who sent me a funny picture and...

Jane: YOU FUCKING TEXTOLEPTIC BITCH!

by vinnypod December 7, 2012