texficate

the act of text messaging while pooping on the toilet.

Mark: I wanted to finish my conversation with Demarcus, but I couldn't procraptinate any longer.

Joni: What did you do?

Mark: I texficated.

Joni: Smooth move.

by Joseph Boldy August 15, 2010

Textimate

The act of guessing what a fellow texter has said after failing to use the 'WORD' function on the cell phone correctly.

Man 1: What the hell does 'Puck my dial' mean?

Man 2: I'm going to textimate and say that they meant, 'Suck my Dick'

by MirandaxPanda March 5, 2009

texticating

having sex through text messages

I ran out of minutes so i had to try texticating with my girlfriend instead of having our nightly phone sex.

by Aaron Montgomery October 9, 2008

Textricate

Removing oneself from a relationship via text message.

"Are you still going out with that crazy bitch?"

"No, I managed to textricate myself last week!"

by Oilymarc August 27, 2016

Toxicated

A toxicated person is someone who betrays you,puts you in a bad mood,isn't being worth being your friend and after all they have done they apologize and act like nothing happened

Don't be his friend again he's toxicated.

by Hauamas April 16, 2018

textipated

When you want to respond to a text message but you have no clue what to say.

Girl: Hey, why didn't you respond to my text yesterday?

Guy: Sorry, that message made me textipated.

by Captain Crohn's February 20, 2014

Toxicated

When you have had only one or two drinks, so you are not quite intoxicated yet, but you aren't totally back to normal.

Boss: How come you haven't been working well today?
Ted: Well, you see I'm a bit toxicated after having a beer at lunchtime.
Boss: Don't you mean "intoxicated?"
Ted: No you uneducated fool! Toxicated! Don't you know anything?! How come you make more than me?!!!
Boss: Wow, I am totally sorry for being a stupid ignoranus. I am now going to send in my letter of resignation and relinquish my job and salary to you.

by ElvisJumpsNine March 17, 2010