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Texticating

having a domestic arguement over text message
Domesticating thru mobile devices
often when in the same room but unable to argue because there are other people around
"oh god they are at it again texticating when they are sitting right next to each other!"
Texticating by g311 January 3, 2008

Textinading 

When you sing and play for someone, but through text. Basically texting song lyrics to someone, which instead of a serenade, makes it a "textinade".
"Let me be the one who can take you from all the things you've seen, and if you trust in me I can be there for anything you need".

"What's that?"

"I'm textinading you(:"
Textinading by Erica Ewen April 6, 2010

textillating 

To sexually excite a person through texting. A combination of texting and titillating.
His texts were hot and steamy; they were very textillating.
textillating by williwooyou December 19, 2011

Textibating 

Play on words (Text and debate). Debating online through text messages.
You know me, being a little keyboard warrior, textibating people on anime.
Textibating by Dracon Master August 12, 2021
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