5 definitions by Oilymarc

Textricate

Removing oneself from a relationship via text message.

"Are you still going out with that crazy bitch?"

"No, I managed to textricate myself last week!"

by Oilymarc August 27, 2016

whoregasm

When a prostitute fakes orgasm to make you feel like a real man.

Man, that bitch came like a canon!
Dude that was a whoregasm, it was just to make you feel like you achieved something.

by Oilymarc November 14, 2016

sorriental

When your chinese takeaway delivers the wrong order and the owner won't stop apologising.

It's okay Mr Wong, mistakes happen you don't need to be so sorriental about it!

by Oilymarc November 14, 2016

Sawn off spunk shot

A man with a circumcised penis ejaculating onto someones face.

"You gotta watch this video man, she gets a total sawn off spunk shot!"

by Oilymarc September 22, 2016

Shunkerknuckle

1) The act of using unusual things to facilitate masturbation.
2) Someone who practises this.

1) I had a mad shunkerknuckle last night using some pastrami in a pair of my grans knickers stuffed between the matresses!

2) Damn man you are one sick shunkerknuckle!

by Oilymarc August 26, 2016