texicited

1. A Person who gets excited on seeing a Taxi.

2.A Person who is excited about texting.

1. Jenny: Hey Sam, look thats a Taxi...OMG.!!
Sam: You're certainly texicited.

by Guru007 January 28, 2014

texecuted

To be executed in the state of Texas.

Five men were Texecuted this year by lethal injection.

by Franek Jones July 7, 2007

Toxicated

A toxicated person is someone who betrays you,puts you in a bad mood,isn't being worth being your friend and after all they have done they apologize and act like nothing happened

Don't be his friend again he's toxicated.

by Hauamas April 16, 2018

Toxicated

When you have had only one or two drinks, so you are not quite intoxicated yet, but you aren't totally back to normal.

Boss: How come you haven't been working well today?
Ted: Well, you see I'm a bit toxicated after having a beer at lunchtime.
Boss: Don't you mean "intoxicated?"
Ted: No you uneducated fool! Toxicated! Don't you know anything?! How come you make more than me?!!!
Boss: Wow, I am totally sorry for being a stupid ignoranus. I am now going to send in my letter of resignation and relinquish my job and salary to you.

by ElvisJumpsNine March 17, 2010

textcitement

to show how excited you are by what someone had texted to you..using exclamation points and/or smiley faces

the hottest fucking girl texted me how much she wants me to fuck her,so i texted back "fuck yeah,bro!!!!" with textcitement

by urge and tish May 28, 2010

textcitement

Quite literally, excitement so grand it can even be sensed through a text message.

Person 1: "We're gonna have a kickass time next weekend!"
Person 2: "Yeaaaaaaaaa!"
Person 1: "Dude, that was some intense textcitement."

by thatsmoothguy September 11, 2011

terricited

Being simultaneously terrified and excited.

Dude, I was terricited on my first skydiving trip too.

by gabysbrain March 19, 2010