A toxicated person is someone who betrays you,puts you in a bad mood,isn't being worth being your friend and after all they have done they apologize and act like nothing happened

Don't be his friend again he's toxicated.

Toxicated by Hauamas April 16, 2018

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Toxicated

When you have had only one or two drinks, so you are not quite intoxicated yet, but you aren't totally back to normal.

Boss: How come you haven't been working well today?
Ted: Well, you see I'm a bit toxicated after having a beer at lunchtime.
Boss: Don't you mean "intoxicated?"
Ted: No you uneducated fool! Toxicated! Don't you know anything?! How come you make more than me?!!!
Boss: Wow, I am totally sorry for being a stupid ignoranus. I am now going to send in my letter of resignation and relinquish my job and salary to you.

Toxicated by ElvisJumpsNine March 17, 2010

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textcitement

to show how excited you are by what someone had texted to you..using exclamation points and/or smiley faces

the hottest fucking girl texted me how much she wants me to fuck her,so i texted back "fuck yeah,bro!!!!" with textcitement

textcitement by urge and tish May 28, 2010

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textcitement

Quite literally, excitement so grand it can even be sensed through a text message.

Person 1: "We're gonna have a kickass time next weekend!"
Person 2: "Yeaaaaaaaaa!"
Person 1: "Dude, that was some intense textcitement."

textcitement by thatsmoothguy September 11, 2011

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terricited

Being simultaneously terrified and excited.

Dude, I was terricited on my first skydiving trip too.

terricited by gabysbrain March 19, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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