textipated
textipated by Captain Crohn's February 20, 2014
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textapated
When you fail to look at your phone (due to sleeping, being occupied, being intoxicated, etc.) for a long time and the number of text messages you receive backs up greatly from your lack of response. This results in spending a long time answering your texts.
textapated by amvanstan July 25, 2014
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textipated • Textapated • Textipation • Texticate • texiated • Textdated • Textibate • Textimate • textmated • vextipated
Textimate
The act of guessing what a fellow texter has said after failing to use the 'WORD' function on the cell phone correctly.
Man 1: What the hell does 'Puck my dial' mean?
Man 2: I'm going to textimate and say that they meant, 'Suck my Dick'
Man 2: I'm going to textimate and say that they meant, 'Suck my Dick'
Textimate by MirandaxPanda March 5, 2009
Textapated
(Text-a-pate, Text-a-pa-tion) The inability to send coherent text messages before the SMS character limit is reached.
Text from Linda to Dave: Hi Dave. I was thinking. maybe we should go see a movie like we almost did the other night. Laugh On Line! So , perhaps we should see The
Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?
Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?
Textapated by GFeet March 14, 2009
vextipated
what happens when you are so angry, or vexed, that it causes instantaneous constipation.
Usually accompanied by a pained facial expression and inexplicable stomach cramps.
Usually accompanied by a pained facial expression and inexplicable stomach cramps.
Marc: hey, you alright man? you don't look so good
Josh: yeah, but getting pulled over like that just got me all .. vextipated.
Josh: yeah, but getting pulled over like that just got me all .. vextipated.
vextipated by grrlshadow March 30, 2009
Textdated
Textipation
When you have something embarrassing, saddening, hurtful, and/or compromising typed up to text someone and you just can't send it.
guy#1: I tried to break up with my girlfriend with a text and I just couldn't send the text.
guy#2: Sounds to me like you've got a bad case of textipation.
guy#2: Sounds to me like you've got a bad case of textipation.
Textipation by JD-AK October 16, 2008
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