textipated

When you want to respond to a text message but you have no clue what to say.

Girl: Hey, why didn't you respond to my text yesterday?

Guy: Sorry, that message made me textipated.

by Captain Crohn's February 19, 2014

Textipation

When you have something embarrassing, saddening, hurtful, and/or compromising typed up to text someone and you just can't send it.

guy#1: I tried to break up with my girlfriend with a text and I just couldn't send the text.

guy#2: Sounds to me like you've got a bad case of textipation.

by JD-AK August 27, 2008

Textipation

That anticipation experienced when you are texting your friend, beloved, or even a coworker and all you see are those the 3 little bouncing dots ... You are on the edge of your seat waiting for the message. The bouncing dots tell you they are there composing something good (or is it bad?) The anticipation is just TOO much.

OMG girl! The textipation I felt when I was waiting to hear from David was just KILLING me!

by FlyGirl6886 May 03, 2022

Textipation

When a text on your cell phone won't go throw, as in becoming constipated.

"Why didn't you reply to my message last night?"
-- My phone had textipation last night, sorry.

by funkylilwhitegrl November 08, 2007

textipation

The condition of having too many text messages locked or saved on one's cell phone, keeping the memory capacity maxed out at 90% or greater at all times.

My cell phone has textipation from locking all of my boyfriends messages, I'm going to have to get a new phone or start deleting them.

by ***L.A.*** March 12, 2009