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Texas Water Plug 

Texas Water Plug

When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.

Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
Texas Water Plug by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Texas water Bomb 

When a Female Squirts into a Balloon, then use it as a water balloon, normally Practiced in the state of texas.
"Man i got hit by another Texas Water bomb, they are really getting popular"

Texas Water Fall 

A Texas Water fall consists of an amble busted young woman pouring a shot of Tequila down her naked breast into the waiting mouth of an eager and / woman.
A Texas Water fall consists of an amble busted young woman pouring a shot of Tequila down her naked breast into the waiting mouth of an eager and / woman.

West Texas Water Slide

This is what happens at a Dexter & The Moonrocks concert when you get a bunch of cowboys to crowd surf while the rest of the crowd is throwing beer on them. Which then creates a soaked, chaotic, distinctly Western Space Grunge-style mosh pit experience.
By the third song, the pit turned into a full blown West Texas Water Slide.

texas waterfall

this is an extreme mullet hair cut.Most often worn by a guy driving a GM product
Nice texas waterfall haircut Joe Dirt.business in the front and party in the back.

Texas Watering Hole 

Where you piss in a girl's ass and then lap the piss shit mixture from her asshole.
Person 1; I gave a girl a Texas Watering Hole last night.

Person 2; Nice