A balloon filled with nitrous oxide, or NOS (laughing gas). You can usually find balloon dealers outside parties, raves, music festivals or other such gatherings. As soon as people hear a dealer inflating a balloon they flock round them like sheep. Balloons are the second most popular drug in the UK (aside from weed). Also goes by the name of Hippy crack.
Dealer: You came to buy balloons bruv?
Client: Yea man (hands over cash)
Dealer: Calm G, this is 100% medical grade NOS. This shit'll make you trip. (Loudly inflates balloon)
Client: Yea man (hands over cash)
Dealer: Calm G, this is 100% medical grade NOS. This shit'll make you trip. (Loudly inflates balloon)
by dankcuddlybear October 29, 2018
A very weird thing that is basically a colored plastic sack of your breath to give your friend on their birthday.
by Ekker October 14, 2014
PhD student 1: I forgot to correct for path length in these absorbance measurements.
PhD Student 2: You total balloon
PhD student: I left my cash card in Centra last week and only found out today
Supervisor: <Says nothing and draws a picture of a balloon on a piece of paper>
PhD Student 2: You total balloon
PhD student: I left my cash card in Centra last week and only found out today
Supervisor: <Says nothing and draws a picture of a balloon on a piece of paper>
by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011
by goatbanger November 09, 2017
An air troop epic card in Clash Royale. This card is considered a win condition because it only targets buildings and it does a huge amount of damage. It it used in cycle decks or by people who use annoying cards. It's 5 elixir and it's good for its damage, also it does death damage that does area damage, and yes the area damage damages troops.
by RandomGuyIsCool November 21, 2022
Why the heck do you not know what a balloon is? Are you ok? Is life ok?! GET HELP?! ITS A BALLOON FOR CHRISTS SAKE
by Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry January 26, 2017