Texastater

When your partner lies facedown on the bed With their ass in the air and you fill your hand with bacon bits form a fist, cover said wrist in ranch dressing and bbq sauce and slide it inside their Anus.

Baby girl roll over and let daddy give you Texastater

by Bone75 June 29, 2021

texasterone

The energy that makes a man more southern and Texas-like.

Ah watch out for that guy he’s got so much texasterone, I stfg I’m super scared he’s gonna some some racist shit or something. Total redneck.

by Ezra Bergenstein June 2, 2019

Textatery

The person sending a text on behalf of someone else.

Since, in California, it is illegal to send text messages while driving, you need a Textatery. It is kind of like a secretary who takes dictation, except they send texts.

Example: While I was driving home I needed to send a text, so I had to dictate the message to my Textetary.

by jdtam September 1, 2010

texas tater chip

ejaculate on her face and smear it around.after it dries peel it off and feed it to her

after her sweet blowjob results had dried ,i fed her her texas tater chip

by the fighting armadillo January 7, 2010

TexasTakeEm

TexasTakeEm is a term to describe a picture of a raped minor.

George, did you see the TexasTakeEm which leaked on yesterday?

by LePudding April 24, 2017