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Texastater 

When your partner lies facedown on the bed With their ass in the air and you fill your hand with bacon bits form a fist, cover said wrist in ranch dressing and bbq sauce and slide it inside their Anus.
Baby girl roll over and let daddy give you Texastater
Texastater by Bone75 June 29, 2021

texasterone 

The energy that makes a man more southern and Texas-like.
Ah watch out for that guy he’s got so much texasterone, I stfg I’m super scared he’s gonna some some racist shit or something. Total redneck.

Textatery 

The person sending a text on behalf of someone else.
Since, in California, it is illegal to send text messages while driving, you need a Textatery. It is kind of like a secretary who takes dictation, except they send texts.

Example: While I was driving home I needed to send a text, so I had to dictate the message to my Textetary.
Textatery by jdtam September 1, 2010

texas tater chip 

ejaculate on her face and smear it around.after it dries peel it off and feed it to her
after her sweet blowjob results had dried ,i fed her her texas tater chip

TexasTakeEm

TexasTakeEm is a term to describe a picture of a raped minor.
George, did you see the TexasTakeEm which leaked on yesterday?
TexasTakeEm by LePudding April 24, 2017
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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