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A childish word referring to the male genitalia, often used by parents to teach their young ones what to call their tiny penis.
Child: Daddy why is you're teadle so big?
Teadle by teadletime December 14, 2014

Teedle-wimp 

A teedle-wimp is a derogatory term for a controlling motherfucker. For example, a significant others, loved ones, or family
You need to dump that TEEDLE-WIMPin' mother fucker boyfriend of yours
Teedle-wimp by tarynItUp May 14, 2015

Teedle Toucher 

One who gets pleasure by touching teedles.
That old guy over there is a teedle toucher, never mind hes just a full blown child molester!!!
Teedle Toucher by The Great Atche February 27, 2018

the needle teedles 

a) a group of elite beings exhibiting behaviour of extreme weirdness

b) a rare and unique case of adding 'eedle' into any word because you're a bomb a$$ b*tcheedle and nobody can f#ck with you
a) when I'm with my needle teedles, nobody can touch me. I'm untouchabeedle.

b) I needle my Natteedle becauseedle sheedle is the besteedle and I miss her so much mucheedle :3. Oh no, I've got a case of the needle teedles!
the needle teedles by Schnaike September 9, 2020
1. (v)To date or have relations with multiple women at the same time. None of the women will know about the others. (acceptable in utah)
2. (v)To gank women that friends are interested in.
3. (n,v)One who consistently flakes on friends.
1. Aw damn sister, he pulled a tedlee on us!
2. DAMMIT, Dick tedleed Jane from me!
3. Pfft, Dick's not coming - he's such a tedlee.
tedlee by timmuh June 19, 2006

needle.teedles 

nona: do you follow @needle.teedles on instagram?
deborah: nah, i'm not cool enough:(
needle.teedles by spicy sauce December 31, 2019
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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