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A man who partakes in gambling, drinks miller lite beer, gets all the hoes, is human cat nip to felines, rides a blue tractor, and shreds on guitar.
That guy Teddles is one hell of a guy.
Teddles by I Got Bitches March 20, 2019
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The psyedonym for the sometimes controversial blogger, who spilled secrets of the high-school Chisholm. Taddles identity still has not been revealed and the infamous blogspot website has been taken down due to formal complaints.

Taddles drew inspiration from Gossip Girl.
"omg did you see that post that Chisholm-secrets? I can't believe that shit is true!"

"omg taddles is so tashak"
"NO IM NOT!"

"hahahahaha taddles is the funniest shit out, its so fake and over exaggerated, that i definately couldnt believe it, but that bitch posted a FOTO OF ME ON THERE!"

"x Taddles"
taddles by gossipgirlxoxoxo May 18, 2009

Wammy Ass Taddleshpank 

When Telemundo makes out with the Wamp Ass Jape and gets herpes.
Aw man, TMJ = TOO MUCH JOE.

WAMMY ASS TADDLESHPANK

Getting on my Tiddles 

When someone really annoys you a-lot.
You are really getting on my Tiddles.
Holly is getting on my Tiddles.

Teddies 🧸

An amazing fandom made by the hot tiktoker nickaustin. Teddies are kind, loving, sweet, recpectful, and so much more. 🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸
Person one:yo what is Nick Austin's fandom called?
Person 2:teddies 🧸

chasing teddies 

Australian slang phrase used to describe huffing paint thinner to get high
Ey mate, fittin' to be chasing teddies later on?
chasing teddies by Teddy Chaser November 16, 2017

the needle teedles 

a) a group of elite beings exhibiting behaviour of extreme weirdness

b) a rare and unique case of adding 'eedle' into any word because you're a bomb a$$ b*tcheedle and nobody can f#ck with you
a) when I'm with my needle teedles, nobody can touch me. I'm untouchabeedle.

b) I needle my Natteedle becauseedle sheedle is the besteedle and I miss her so much mucheedle :3. Oh no, I've got a case of the needle teedles!
the needle teedles by Schnaike September 9, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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