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a discreet way of indicating the desire to masterbate, often used in public places where people might be offended by the indication of masterbation.

"Man, the other night you called me when I was teedlin'"

Guy:Dude you want to come over after school?
Teedler:Nah man, I really gotta go home and teedle.
Guy:allright, cool man.

Guy:Dude what you up to tonight?
Teedler:I think I'm gunna be home fiddling me teedle stick."

teedle by Dude McDudeson August 27, 2006

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Teedle-wimp

A teedle-wimp is a derogatory term for a controlling motherfucker. For example, a significant others, loved ones, or family

You need to dump that TEEDLE-WIMPin' mother fucker boyfriend of yours

Teedle-wimp by tarynItUp May 14, 2015

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Teedle Toucher

One who gets pleasure by touching teedles.

That old guy over there is a teedle toucher, never mind hes just a full blown child molester!!!

Teedle Toucher by The Great Atche February 27, 2018

teedle furter

the hurling of a turtle towards the head of unsuspecting spaniards

Wow that guy was pissed that the turtle got in his way that he teedle furtered

teedle furter by Pip E. Burn April 4, 2005

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Teedle deedle

A small penis

Man #: You look fly ass hell, shawty, let me do you up!
Woman #: Don't nobody want that teedle deedle, get the hell on.

Teedle deedle by Smokey Brown June 4, 2018

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teedle weedle

Small ass cock

boy, u got a teedle weedle dick

teedle weedle by ZZZZeeebra March 26, 2017

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Tweedledoofer

Someone who runs around and gets stung by a poisonous tick with her belly showing

"TWEEDLEDOOFER MOTHERFUCKER, DID I STUTTER?"

Tweedledoofer by Tweedledoofer April 13, 2017

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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