teedle

a discreet way of indicating the desire to masterbate, often used in public places where people might be offended by the indication of masterbation.

"Man, the other night you called me when I was teedlin'"

Guy:Dude you want to come over after school?
Teedler:Nah man, I really gotta go home and teedle.
Guy:allright, cool man.

Guy:Dude what you up to tonight?
Teedler:I think I'm gunna be home fiddling me teedle stick."

by Dude McDudeson August 27, 2006

Teedle-wimp

A teedle-wimp is a derogatory term for a controlling motherfucker. For example, a significant others, loved ones, or family

You need to dump that TEEDLE-WIMPin' mother fucker boyfriend of yours

by tarynItUp May 14, 2015

Teedle Toucher

One who gets pleasure by touching teedles.

That old guy over there is a teedle toucher, never mind hes just a full blown child molester!!!

by The Great Atche February 27, 2018

teedle furter

the hurling of a turtle towards the head of unsuspecting spaniards

Wow that guy was pissed that the turtle got in his way that he teedle furtered

by Pip E. Burn April 4, 2005

Teedle deedle

A small penis

Man #: You look fly ass hell, shawty, let me do you up!
Woman #: Don't nobody want that teedle deedle, get the hell on.

by Smokey Brown June 4, 2018

teedle weedle

Small ass cock

boy, u got a teedle weedle dick

by ZZZZeeebra March 26, 2017

Tweedledoofer

Someone who runs around and gets stung by a poisonous tick with her belly showing

"TWEEDLEDOOFER MOTHERFUCKER, DID I STUTTER?"

by Tweedledoofer April 13, 2017