testitis

any area of skin on ones body lacking testicles

you appear to have an extreme case of testitis on your face

by dr. ivannatinkle December 3, 2010

testitis

"test-eye-tiss"
when you have a test so you fake sick and miss the day

Teacher: "where's jack"
Student: "oh, he's sick"
Student 2: "yeah, he's got testitis"

by RickJustice February 27, 2019

testitserone

The main circulating hormone released when the man sees the females breasts. It prepares the male phallus for titty fucking.

My girlfriend was incredibly underwhelmed when I titty fucked her. She had told me her ex had high levels of testitserone to accomplish is inhumanly aggressive, sexual prowess. I'm going to the endocrinologist tomorrow.

by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

textitis

The thumb/wrist pain that results from excessive texting.

My wrist hurts SO bad. Must be from the 900 text messages sent this month. I think it's textitis .

by CrazyMN May 30, 2008

testitus

When a person is sick for reasons of missing a test on purpose.

Teacher: Why isn't Jeremy in today?
Student: Oh, he told me he's got a bad case of testitus.

by Like_A_Boss April 10, 2009

Textitis

1) Overly excessive texting disease.

origin: Caused dominantly by the new wave of technology, innovation and collaboration of Instant Messaging programs with Handheld Phone Devices. Popular reference: Sidekick. cell phones with keyboard pad available.


texting is of course available to regular standard cell phones without keyboards.

Most commonly used by Young Adults.

You have textitis.


You know who put the definition of textitis.

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by mmikey December 9, 2008

Testitickle

A tickling of the balls, may or may not be fetish induced.

1. I love it when my girlfriend testitickles me.

2. These boxers keep giving me a testitickle.

by AliNic February 11, 2009