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testikick 

to kick or be kicked with a extreme pressure or force to the testicular area
im going to "testikick" u if u don't shut up
testikick by mrlemonhead June 29, 2009
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A picture of your testicles electronically transferred to another individual typically via text message.
She kept asking me for pictures and I didn't want to send a cliche dick pic so I sent her a testipic instead.
Testipic by CharlieWhiskeyFoxtrot October 11, 2018

Testificate 

Fan name for the villager NPCs in Minecraft.

The name "Testificate" was originally seen as the name hovering above the villager NPCs during their initial release in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 1. The name hovered above there heads in a similar fashion to player names in multiplayer.

While the name was removed in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 2, the name stuck as a fan name thanks in part to Yogscast and the community as a whole.
I built my own house next to a NPC village and had an infestation of testificates in my building.
Testificate by Katlamos October 24, 2012

testicicle 

when you first tea-bag cold water, resulting in shrinkage and a retreat of your raisins back into your bread.
Lake Superior is so damn cold, as soon as I waded in I intstantly had testicicles.
testicicle by SeaAlgae August 14, 2006
after a day of hard work when your balls stick to your legs
dude1: man, im so sweaty after today! dude2: i know! me too! i have a bad case of testick!
testick by 1337 |/\|4|\| January 5, 2009

testikickaphobia

Fear of being kicked in the nuts (balls or testicles).
When playing a sports most guys have testikickaphobia.
testikickaphobia by toobits December 1, 2009

testikill 

In video gaming, the act of killing one's enemy using a fatal attack to their testicles.
Joe: DUDE! You just shot that terrorist in the balls!
Jamie: Chalk up another testikill!
testikill by j loh August 31, 2007
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