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Testificate 

Fan name for the villager NPCs in Minecraft.

The name "Testificate" was originally seen as the name hovering above the villager NPCs during their initial release in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 1. The name hovered above there heads in a similar fashion to player names in multiplayer.

While the name was removed in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 2, the name stuck as a fan name thanks in part to Yogscast and the community as a whole.
I built my own house next to a NPC village and had an infestation of testificates in my building.
Testificate by Katlamos October 24, 2012

testicicle 

when you first tea-bag cold water, resulting in shrinkage and a retreat of your raisins back into your bread.
Lake Superior is so damn cold, as soon as I waded in I intstantly had testicicles.
testicicle by SeaAlgae August 14, 2006

testikickaphobia

Fear of being kicked in the nuts (balls or testicles).
When playing a sports most guys have testikickaphobia.
testikickaphobia by toobits December 1, 2009

testilicker 

A super hot chick named Michele Teslicka
Hey look there's testilicker
testilicker by Finch January 7, 2004

testivice 

When the man inserts his testicles inside the womens vagina while she squeezes them with her cagel muscles.
The testivice seemed like a good idea at the time.
testivice by Kyle and Tim August 30, 2008

TestIcicle 

To test an icicle
Primitive men used to TestIcicles to ensure their sturdiness prior to using them as a stabbling weapon.
TestIcicle by Tha_Cuddla April 17, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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