1 some random leet hacker who hacked aol back in 1998 by putting pictures of breasts on the aol today page. 2 the leetest hacker that has ever roamed the earth. 3 a retired hacker. Also known as phox.
"Yo that dude was tephox!", "I'm going tephox today fa sure.", "Nobody is as tephoxed as that hacker!"
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{William}: Sure Agnes!
{William answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end, slams his own telephone down}
{William}: Must have been a wrong number Agnes; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McShake and some McFries!
{William}: Sure Agnes!
{William answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end, slams his own telephone down}
{William}: Must have been a wrong number Agnes; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McShake and some McFries!
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by anonymous November 3, 2020
Get the tepho mug.A serious mental illness caused by extreme trauma from abuse which turns individuals into depraved serial killers, rapists or sadists. It also heightens ones reflexes and hand eye coordination, making them deadlier than John Wick
Generally the past trauma that can inflict this dangerous illness is normally so severe that the person does not recall such an event happening, and is fabricated by a far more pleasant memory. This means that the onset of typhoxyphoma is very rare.
However, it can develop from those who forget past trauma’s without cause. This is usually the case if the trauma occurred during early childhood.
Normally, Typhoxyphoma is caused by a trigger, usually the name of the illness itself or by going into the darkened/bloodied home of an afflicted individual.
During the trigger, the individual experiences an intense flashback which replaces the fabricated memory with the actual instance of extreme abuse. The individual will experience a flood of emotions which gradually die away as the flashback progresses. After the flashbacks, the affected person now officially has typhoxyphoma, are emotionless and cruel.
Generally, those with the illness are extraordinarily difficult to kill, let alone capture due to their sudden significant Improvement of martial arts, hiding of evidence and wrongdoing, and their exceptionally quick and accurate use of firearms (again, more skilled than John Wick). They generally have over 2000 victims within their lifetime.
Generally the past trauma that can inflict this dangerous illness is normally so severe that the person does not recall such an event happening, and is fabricated by a far more pleasant memory. This means that the onset of typhoxyphoma is very rare.
However, it can develop from those who forget past trauma’s without cause. This is usually the case if the trauma occurred during early childhood.
Normally, Typhoxyphoma is caused by a trigger, usually the name of the illness itself or by going into the darkened/bloodied home of an afflicted individual.
During the trigger, the individual experiences an intense flashback which replaces the fabricated memory with the actual instance of extreme abuse. The individual will experience a flood of emotions which gradually die away as the flashback progresses. After the flashbacks, the affected person now officially has typhoxyphoma, are emotionless and cruel.
Generally, those with the illness are extraordinarily difficult to kill, let alone capture due to their sudden significant Improvement of martial arts, hiding of evidence and wrongdoing, and their exceptionally quick and accurate use of firearms (again, more skilled than John Wick). They generally have over 2000 victims within their lifetime.
Well fuck me sideways, that bloke down at the local pub single handedly took out a while bikie gang! He must have typhoxyphoma!
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