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How some people pronounce the word, "telephone"; esp. when they're in a hurry.
{Agnes}: Hey William, the tephone's ringing! Can you get that real quick?

{William}: Sure Agnes!

{William answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end, slams his own telephone down}

{William}: Must have been a wrong number Agnes; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McShake and some McFries!
tephone by Telephony July 9, 2014
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Tepho can pull any girl he wants.
tepho by anonymous November 3, 2020

Typhoxyphoma 

A serious mental illness caused by extreme trauma from abuse which turns individuals into depraved serial killers, rapists or sadists. It also heightens ones reflexes and hand eye coordination, making them deadlier than John Wick

Generally the past trauma that can inflict this dangerous illness is normally so severe that the person does not recall such an event happening, and is fabricated by a far more pleasant memory. This means that the onset of typhoxyphoma is very rare.

However, it can develop from those who forget past trauma’s without cause. This is usually the case if the trauma occurred during early childhood.

Normally, Typhoxyphoma is caused by a trigger, usually the name of the illness itself or by going into the darkened/bloodied home of an afflicted individual.

During the trigger, the individual experiences an intense flashback which replaces the fabricated memory with the actual instance of extreme abuse. The individual will experience a flood of emotions which gradually die away as the flashback progresses. After the flashbacks, the affected person now officially has typhoxyphoma, are emotionless and cruel.

Generally, those with the illness are extraordinarily difficult to kill, let alone capture due to their sudden significant Improvement of martial arts, hiding of evidence and wrongdoing, and their exceptionally quick and accurate use of firearms (again, more skilled than John Wick). They generally have over 2000 victims within their lifetime.
Well fuck me sideways, that bloke down at the local pub single handedly took out a while bikie gang! He must have typhoxyphoma!
Typhoxyphoma by TheDreamInventor October 9, 2018
Tepox is his last name
tepox by El chavo de 8 November 10, 2022
It was a name in Mexico Tepox
Tepox by El chavo de 8 November 10, 2022
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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