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Teaphonics
Messaging directed to Tea Party members by the Right Wing political Machine. Often these messages are misspelled, racist, ignorant, homophobic, and religious. They are targeted at white middle class people and tend to disguise their xenophobia by declaring war on the poor. Often times these slogans will cause people to vote against their own interests
here are some examples of Teaphonics:
"Save Grandma: End social security and pull the plug on that Kenyan Obama"
"We don't need affordable healthcare, that's socialism!"
"Students should only get all the education they can afford"
"Save Grandma: End social security and pull the plug on that Kenyan Obama"
"We don't need affordable healthcare, that's socialism!"
"Students should only get all the education they can afford"
Teaphonics by elpachucomiguel July 8, 2012
Tephani
Tephani by hi_howareyou May 13, 2020
Taphouse
A bar/pub where everybody in Surrey goes too...to get fcked up especially surrey jacks where they go do yayo in the bathroom and get turned down majority of the time by girls. Your local slurrey girls go there as well to get fcked up and forget about their ex.
Gary: "Hey Fudu, wanna go to the taphouse n get fckin hectic or wat?"
Buddy Guy: "I'm downzzz broo let's go roll deeeep in the charger brooo"
Buddy Guy: "I'm downzzz broo let's go roll deeeep in the charger brooo"
Taphouse by Straightupyeooo September 18, 2018
tephani
person 1: Stephanie can you help me
Stephanie: My name is now tephani for tic toc
person 1: oh okay?
Stephanie: My name is now tephani for tic toc
person 1: oh okay?
tephani by xoxopeahyvibbesxoxo June 10, 2020
Teppo
Teppo by finnishflash September 30, 2008
Tehoctagon
Verb meaning "to kick someone's ass". It can be used in the literal sense "Kick someone in the butt" or figuratively "I'll kick you're ass in this game"
Grammar notes:
Transitive (ie s.b. tehoctagons s.t./s.b.)
Irregular preterite: tehoctagan
Regular participle: tehoctagoned
Grammar notes:
Transitive (ie s.b. tehoctagons s.t./s.b.)
Irregular preterite: tehoctagan
Regular participle: tehoctagoned
I did terribly on the test, it tehoctagan the crap out of me.
They tehoctagan each other right in the hallway.
Don't get in a fight with him, he has tehocotagoned 3 people already.
I tehoctagon at this game.
They tehoctagan each other right in the hallway.
Don't get in a fight with him, he has tehocotagoned 3 people already.
I tehoctagon at this game.
Tehoctagon by zlackoff April 24, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.