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Masturbating at the same time you are doing a poo, pulling and pushing simultaneously
I didn’t have time for a poo and a wank so I just had a pullsh to save some time
Pulls by @Marmaladememes January 2, 2019
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Pulls through 

(Verb)

When a friend agrees to wingman or accompany to an event, a hangout, or a request.

>>>A life saver.
Elizabeth: you wanna chill at the mall over break?
Sarah: yeah! I'm down!
Joseph: nahh
Elizabeth: Sarah always pulls through.

Elizabeth wanted to do something over break instead of boring herself at home. When others didn't want to go, Sarah pulled through when she agreed to go.
Pulls through by BlingBerry December 7, 2016

pulls out 

Pulls Out; meaning : when a male is having sexual intercourse and is about to ejaculate or 'cum'. He 'pulls out', by pulling his penis out of his partner.
Girl: You better not cum in me.
Guy: Then you better sleep on the couch.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Cuz the couch pulls out

Or

"Mom said that I'm here because Dad didn't pull out. "
pulls out by Polar.Bear February 27, 2017

Pulls a Pansy 

When a girl is being bitchy or acting as if she's god's gift to humanity.

Loosely based on one of J.K Rowling's character from Harry Potter, Pansy Parkinson... yes, the biatch of the book (Apart from Lavender...)
She's coming, you better hide before she pulls a Pansy.
Oh crap, she's pulling a Pansy over an untied shoelace!
Pulls a Pansy by Jiyu February 5, 2008

Pulls Like Jack The Bear 

An old trucking term for a truck running at peak performance. If a truck is pulling like Jack the bear he is going at or above the speed limit where other trucks can't keep up.
Guy 1: "Did you see that truck flying by up the pass?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that truck pulls like Jack the bear, I wonder what he's got under the hood of that rig!"

pulls their weight 

Someone who does what is required of them. Usually this refers to duties in a group task or work environment. Best compared to some one who is a slacker.
John is someone who pulls their weight. He is never late, always on time. He does what ever is required of him.
pulls their weight by D2012 December 12, 2007

pulls her weight 

to work as hard as other people in a group
Leena's a good worker: she pulls her weight around the office.
pulls her weight by damayanti November 18, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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