tephone

How some people pronounce the word, "telephone"; esp. when they're in a hurry.

{Agnes}: Hey William, the tephone's ringing! Can you get that real quick?

{William}: Sure Agnes!

{William answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end, slams his own telephone down}

{William}: Must have been a wrong number Agnes; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McShake and some McFries!

tephone by Telephony July 9, 2014

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TYPHONE

"Typhone" is a code name for a phone that belongs to the most handsome man in the world, Tyler H. "Typhone" is usually used to play the best music and educate everyone listening, however, it is also very commonly associated with Tik Tok - which is not necessarily a good thing. Regardless, the "Typhone" belongs to the man of every girl's dream, but is only used by Tyler himself and his shorty!

J: Alexa, connect to Tyler's phone.

A: NOW CONNECTED TO TYPHONE :)

TYPHONE by elusivej November 22, 2021

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ThePhoneNerd

ThePhoneNerd is a techtoker with 600 followers. He sometimes destroys tech for fun
X:Ba ThePhoneNerd câte telefoane si tablete ai distrus
ThePhoneNerd:da

da el este ThePhoneNerd

ThePhoneNerd by ThePhoneNerd January 20, 2024

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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