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an emaciated african-american passion slave who can be purchased for $19.95 from the HSN and dwells in closets/cages. He is only released when his owner's sexual desires are awoken, and he is fed according to his biweekly sexual output.*

*bondage is his specialty.

"My husband is leaving for a business trip tonight; you're going to be a busy boy this weekend, Techon!"

techon by Tyler Stewart November 20, 2006

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technicalissimo

An IT manager with the attitude.

Yes, you're on speaker. (Aside: I'm the technicalissimo, goddammit! You're lucky I answered the phone.)

technicalissimo by mahatma kane jeeves October 19, 2018

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Bismuth Technetium Hydride

Bismuth Technetium Hydride (BiTcH) is a chemical compound that is common in most high schools and universities! It is rather toxic to your mental health and is known to defeat your self-esteem

John: What is wrong with Bill, he's gotten depressed?
George: He has a case of Bismuth Technetium Hydride poisoning!

Bismuth Technetium Hydride by Kiwi610 January 25, 2013

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Technical Tony

That guy who begins his sentences with "Actually..." and corrects you to stroke his own ego.

Technical Tori is a female who does much the same.

Morgan: "What time is it?"
Paul: "It's 11:30."
Daniel: "Actually, it's 11:29!"
Morgan: "Dude, Daniel, don't be such a Technical Tony."

Technical Tony by nostringer January 12, 2012

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Underwater Ceramic Technician

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)

What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.

Underwater Ceramic Technician by A Dish Monkey October 16, 2010

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technically-augmented ta-tas

A profile enhancement achieved through wearing padding in one's brassiere.

Want to cause a tempest in a C cup? Just get some technically-augmented ta-tas. A little padding works every time.

technically-augmented ta-tas by eViL pOp TaRt November 20, 2005

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technicolor burp

To vomit profusely, usually in many colors.

Sal's technicolor burp fucked up the bathroom rug!

technicolor burp by staccato brainstem February 13, 2005

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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