Any of a wide variety of primarily Japanese hentai anime films, dealing with demons or space creatures with multiple appendages not unlike tentacles. Many are either naturally occuring shapes i.e. round with suckers, or often times have genitalia, usually of the masculine variety. See hentai, sailor fuku, and anime for additional info.
Wow!! That was so amazing! Did you see the way those things pounded her? That is straight tentacle porn, my friend!
Form of erotica where women are satisfied by their favorite form of octopi or other cephalopod mollusks. Generally these creatures have eight muscular arms equipped with two rows of suckers or even genitalia.
Barb was overcome by her obsession for tentacle porn...envisioning 8 throbbing tentacles with 8 throbbing dildos ravashing her indefinitely....
Testicle porn, from the Latin origins meaning, to tuck balls behind legs while cumming.
Testi = to tuck
Cules= orgasming greatly.
Dude she was eating my ass and licking my balls...hard...then because I had my junk tuck up between my legs while she was eating it all, so I held it tucked while I came like in testicle porn it was amazing.
I've heard testicle porn is a big new thing, we probably shoulda filmed ourselves doing it.
Testicle porn, from the Latin origins meaning, to tuck balls behind legs while cumming.
Testi = to tuck
Cules= orgasming greatly.
Dude she was eating my ass and licking my balls...hard...then because I had my junk tuck up between my legs while she was eating it all, so I held it tucked while I came like in testicle porn it was amazing.
I've heard testicle porn is a big new thing, we probably shoulda filmed ourselves doing it.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.